Doctor: Here is the medicine. Take four spoons daily
Patient: But I don’t have four spoons in house. Do I have to buy one?
The Class Photo
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.”
Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone
Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.
Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter
Boy: Where Are You Going?
Girl: For Suicide..
Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?
Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo will Come In Newspaper
A Five year old boy was trying to write a letter
Dad: What are you writing my son ??
Son: Love letter to my girlfriend !!!
Dad: Do you know how to write ??
Son: No!!! So what...
She also doesn't know how to read
It's Love Dad you won't
Wife Ask Husband *
Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?