English Jokes بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said. "Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?"
. A: I'm in a big trouble! B: Why is that? A: I saw a mouse in my house! B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. A: I don't have one. B: Well then, buy one. A: Can't afford one. B: I can give you mine if you want. A: That sounds good. B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap. A: I don't have any cheese. B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap. A: I don't have oil. B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread. A: I don't have bread. B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man. He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?" The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."
A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before!
The First 3 Years of Marriage
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen