." The doctor to the patient:"Your are very sick ?"The patient to the doctor:"Can I get a second opinion ."The doctor again:"Yes, you are very ugly too
A:I have the perfect son ?B: does he smoke A:No, he doesn't ?B: does he drink whiskey A:No,he doesn't ?B:does he ever come home late A:No,he doesn't ??B:I guess you really do have the perfect son .How old is he A:He will be six months old next wednesday
One a crowded bus,one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed..."What's the matter? Are you sick..? the man :No ,I'm okay. It's Just that I hate to see an old lady standing
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single one day a friend asked,"Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife..? fred eplied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry,but when Ibring them home to meet my parent's my mother doesn't like them His friend thinks for a moment and says."I've go the perfect solution,just find a girl who's Just like ypur mother A few months later they meet again and his friend says"Did you find the perfect girl??..Did your mother like her With a frown on his face, Fred answer:Yes , I found the perfect girl.She was Just like my mother you were right .my mother liked her very much The friend said:Then what's the problem?? fred replied:My father doesn't like her
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
>Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The >letter said, "If you don't promise to send us >$100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife." >The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my >promise but I hope you >will keep yours."
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for؟ Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?? Husband : I was Just looking 4 the expiry date.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
What's the matter, you look depressed." >I'm having trouble with my wife. >What happened? >She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." >"But that ought to make you happy." >"It did, but today is the last day."