School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.