one day a student
enters lunchroom of the university, and because there was no place to sit, he sits at the professor's table.
prof frowns and says:" cows and birds can't sit at the same table!"
student: " ok. then I am going to fly..."
prof gets very angry, and at the exam day he does his best to make the student
to get low mark. but he answers all the questions very well.
prof :" I'll ask one more question." " imagine that while you are walking you find tow bags. one of them is full of mind and other with money which one would you choose"
student: " I'd chose one full with money"
prof: " I'd choose one full of mind..."
student: " that is normal everyone chooses one according to their lack..."
prof gets very angry and he takes the students notebook and writes 'COW'
student look at the note and gets out of the room.
after a minute the student
open out the door " dear prof you have singed your signature, but you have forgotten to write my mark......"